i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
so are people high while trying to learn about Christianity or
just a severed leg that hopped around
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Seriously one of the best feelings ever.
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Dude! The east coast is it’s own world. They have stuff I’ve never heard of before. Seriously!
i grew up thinking that Scrapple was a normal thing. just about every restaurant around here serves it as a side dish for breakfast. it wasn’t until my mid-twenties that i learned its an east coast centric thing.
its delicious, but don’t look up what its made out of. someone described it to me as the gross extra bits of an animal.
Wild domesticated shit
always reblog gentle cat
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When eating jelly babies, nearly eight out of ten people bite off the head first. — Qi 1227 facts. (via omniscientraven)